So there was this time when I was in a rectangular shaped zoo, on which the main attractions are the lion and the aquariums. The fish tanks are located at the back of the zoo; whereas the lion den is smacked right in the centre of the zoo. Nobody can bypass the lion dens if they want to go to the aquarium.
So how I found myself shivering just right at the edge of the lion den I do not know. All I know was that there’s a 2-storey tall DOLL KITTEN – something like hello kitten with brown skin and whiskers and razor sharp teeth – in the lion den. Its almost always sleeping, and only when some stupid people who strolled across its lair will be slashed right half and ripped into pieces! A DOLL KITTEN WHO KILLS!!!! OMG!!!!!!
I was SOOOO scared and I need to get to the aquarium (do not ask me why). And I have no idea how. I saw 2 poor kids being killed right in front of my eyes and the kitten promptly went back to sleep in its den with fresh blood on its teeth.
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