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eiks! a carnivorous guppy!

Nevermind how loony got her hands on 2 guppies, it only mattered that she did… To the eternal horror of the 2 poor little innocent guppies.

Within the first day, the 1st guppy dieded on loony already! Honestly speaking, it is really not loony’s fault cos the guppies have had a turbulent day what with all those rushing about & travelling. Perhaps the guppy is weak & die of exhaustion?

The guppies were supposed to be taken back to the proper owner, so it is also not loony’s fault that she doesn’t have any fish food ready on hand to feed those poor little kiddos.

And really, how could you expect a sweet, lovely girl like loony to use her bare hands to fish out the dead fish from the aquarium, right? It’s just… not doable, right?

Then today when loony came to work, she was soooo shocked to see that the lonely fish is a survival!!! But then… then… on what did the little fishy survived on? EEIKKSS! Its feeding on THE DEAD FISH!!!!!!!!!!

Oh my god.. loony has officially turned a good-natured guppy into a nasty carnivorous guppy!! loony is really a certified pet killer..

The carnivorous fish!

d’poor, poor, dead, super dead, so-dead-it-become-fish-food fish

umm.. the… surviving fish.. is still at loony’s desk..

watson is FUN

While waiting for her crazy girlfriends to choose which face mask is better at Watson’s today, Loony got sooooo bored and therefore went to check out the shelves around, and managed to find something VERY INTERESTING

Firstly, Loony discovered that men come in three (3) sizes - 49mm, 52.5mm & 54mm!

Then, Ms. MooMoo found a… very… interesting… object: lighted. vibrating. condom. The million dollar question now is… how the hell did one use those? & it has a battery attached to it for goodness sake!

Lastly… is the most ingenious thing Loony has ever saw on a body shampoo for shinning skin. Yep, you read it correctly. shinning skin. What is more interesting is, they have 2 batches – one for shinning skin, one for shining skin. & luckily Loony took a picture to prove it!

FYI, the defination of shinning is… *drum rolls*
1. the front part of the leg from the knee to the ankle
2. the lower part of the foreleg in cattle

a curvy Friday

Precisely why Loony wrote a ‘I’m sick of The Curve’ – she spent roughly 13 hours there yesterday alone!!

See, Loony was supposed to have an event there right? So she went there to confirm items with my artists, special talents, & the venue peeps. And after that, she went to pay a visit to the TGI Fridays’ Manager and General Manager, of which she’s getting the outdoor catering, of whom she’s been talking to but have no idea how they look like.

They are such nice people!!! Not only do they strive to have the best customers service, they are pretty understanding of the volatile & consistently changing nature of events (because people cannot make up their minds + unforeseen circumstances?) Then again, Loony got food & drinks on the house, no wonder she’s happy! hoho

After dinner… Loony & Nutty went to Laundry Bar (again! Don’t they get sick of Laundry Bar?!?!?!) and met lots of friends there. After that, they proceeded to Sanctuary (AGAIN!!!) and then went home.

All in all, it was a lovely night. But frankly speaking, Loony doesn’t even want to go near The Curve for at least a month now!!!

give me a linear line!

Prior to an event, a recce of the desired venue is crucial, especially for outdoor event. Which is why recently, I have to go to The Curve a lot. I mean a lot. Like… 3 times per week that kinda a lot.

Not to mention that I also go there for Karaoke Session, or lunch/dinner, or just grab a coffee, or just loitering around during the weekend market, or catch a movie, or partying, or drinking.

Honestly, I didn’t know that you could get jelak of a place before this. But now I know. I’m soooooooo sick of the curve!!!! No more the Curve! Gimme a linear line place instead!! No more curving!!

Yess!

YESSSSS!
After weeks of searching high & low, up & down, left & right, top & bottom – I’ve finally got my hands on YOU!!!

Believe me when I say that tonight is the night that I will dedicate the whole & entire night solely for you.

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