…that I will not write disgusting gooey lovey dovey messages to ANYONE when I’m high, or drunk. Ugh!

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Any clubbers that have stepped foot inside Zouk KL will know that it has ample UV lights to make anyone that wears white, or has white teeth, or has white eyes or white shoes glow eerily.

So you think Zouk Singapore is the same? WRONG. THINK AGAIN.

I was there with my buddies CC & co. I swear Zouk SG has more than enough UV lights to tan my skin!! Just imagine… I was wearing a sexy outfit paired with a super duper vampiry red lipstick and then my ENTIRE FACE light up like a freaking neon light! Literally glowed-in-the-dark! No kidding! I had to scrambled out of Zouk and before anyone noticed my florescent face!

Quote from a bemused friend: “Oh wow, you look like a pontianak!”

Then my saviour Rena came with a facial cleanser. I was forced to wash my face in the toilet of wine bar when boys and girls have to co-share! (Wine bar has no florescent night, thank god.) I rubbed my face till it was ready to be peeled off and so off I went again trying to enter Zouk and see if my face illuminates…

It was WORSE! Now my face has STREAKS of florescent lights which makes me look like a savage! ARRRGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!! My friday night out!!!!!!!!!!!! *shrill cry*

So… luckily in the end… we ended up at the basement of Zouk where the stupid UV lights are not strong… hence my face remains its normal ‘colour’. You cannot imagine what I go through having to wash off my foundation and have to party with nothing but my naked face… *shudder*

Up till now I still do not know what happened… Is it my face? My make up? My foundation? Or is it the glitter blouse I wore at day time?

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6.30pm
I was chatting excitedly with my colleagues about the current Malaysia politics when “Don’t you have to go to airport now?” somebody asked. Yeah yeah, sure. I got time! My flight’s 8.55pm anyway.

7.40pm
Reached airport due to the massive jam all the way from Orchard Road. But I still got time, no rush! So I slowly walked to the counter…

7.42pm
The stewardness over the counter looked up and had a screwy expression on her face: “Eh Miss, you know your flight is going to leave in 15 mins time?” Eh, this cannot be possible, my flight was 8.55pm what. “No la Miss, you are landing at 8.55pm in KL, but your flight is 8.00pm leh! You have to go in NOW!” *SHIT

7.45pm
Impatiently passed custom, and rushed to the gate when suddenly my legs wobbled, accompanied by a very threatening “CRACKKKkkkkKK” sound. What the f***?! My shoes broke again?! (Note the use of word: again) At Changi Airport again?! (Note the repeated use of word: again) I have no choice but to wobble my feet along as fast as I could with my broken heels lagging behind like a sad little puppy.

++the last time this unfortunate incident of shoe breaking ceremony happened to me 2 weeks prior to this flight. Same airport, same crack sound, same wearer, same brand, different shoes!++

7.55pm
Reached the gate. I felt like I just finish a home run on a baseball field mann! The security guard insisted to throw away my RM100 Skinfood toner because it’s 130ml not 100ml! But I’ve used 1/3 of it already so that makes it less than 100ml right? “Sorry miss, we follow the bottle size.” Oh is it? OH IS IT? That is just absolutely fantabulously great. You know what am I going to do next time? I am going to bring a full bag of 120ml water bottles – some fill with sand, some fill with grits, some fill with water, some fill with whatevers, and you can have ALL OF THEM!

7.57pm
After my futile attempt in getting my toner back, the stewardness smiled, checked my passport and flight ticket when the smart ass air steward standing behind the counter went “Miss Loony, please hurry, your flight is about to take off.” YOU THINK I RUSH WITH MY BROKEN HEELS FOR FUN IS IT? Why don’t you try running while carrying a laptop bag, a handcarry big stupid bag and a handbag with broken heels! MAN!

8.25pm
So halfway during the flight I tried to fix my shoes in the squeezy cabin toilet. You know the Kit Kat TV ads? The one where the girl also had a broken heel, then she had a kit kat and then cooly snapped off the heels so it becomes flat shoes? WALAOEH, I hereby solemnly declared that they LIE! Yeah, I tried breaking off my heels to wear them as flats. And I swear that even if you managed to break that it-only-looks-easy-on-ad-heels, you still cannot wear them because the contour of heels are dramatically differently from flats!

In anycase luckily I have a pair of flats in my luggage but I couldn’t bear to change my shoes in flight in front of everyone because I was so sure my feet will stink from wearing them whole day….

The moral of the story is: I will no longer wear heels in Changi Airport. To bury 2 pairs of my fave pair of heels in the ladies’ bins are more than I could bear. *RIP

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Reading SlowCatchUpKwan’s most recent blog entry “Condom Without Embarassment” reminds me of a recent incident during my stay in Singapore for training.

One fine night after work, I was at 7-11 with my female colleague getting some goods when we chanced upon this cute little love-box that is soooo cute that you will fell like getting one immediately.

So it was when I was holding the love boxes standing in front of the cashier, my two MALE colleagues suddenly appeared beside me! Walaoehh… Talk about embarassing encounter! I stuttered greetings and was trying my best to hid away the boxes while they were surrepticiously trying to get a good look at what I’m purchasing.

Oh yeah, on the other hand, I was also holding on to a mega-size condom (allegedly tested by African elephant) which I plan to use at my friend’s hen’s night. It’s a party trick ok, a party trick. I don’t think any living human can fit into that condom!

Imagine… I was only 1 week+ into my new job and now this… I swear I got them because they look so adorable. You know you can actually use them as pill boxes… *yeah, whatever

Best thing is, 2 weeks after, one of the male colleagues actually asked me during a phone conversation “So what happened to the love boxes you bought the other day?” *sweat

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Someone wasn’t supposed to drink. Someone was supposed to go on diet. Some other people though, are damned thirsty! Anyway, the lure of fermented barley juice is REALLLYYY tempting hence the 4 crazy people ended up at AllStars Cafe @ Mid Valley.

If it wasn’t Ann Chin who bought this… this… hedious snakes & ladder game, we weren’t be drinking FOUR JUGS OF BEER!!

dave, loony, ann & milk

And loony was sitting underneath a statue’s ASS unknowingly… That’s why she kept losing!! The courageous Dave who doesn’t believe in this so he changed seat with loony and drank 12 shots straight!! LOL!! So much for not believing.

A BIG FAT ASS

a closer look at the ass? anyone?

ann trying hard to concentrate…

ann trying to act cute

loony & ann

loony & milk

loony & dave

ann & milk (awww… so sweet)

who took this pic?? What for????

loony & milk playing ‘froggie froggie jump!’

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