follow me on tweet!I was innocently chillin’ at a dive centre with shore dive front (something like Sipadan Water Village… if you’ve been there), where suddenly I dropped my iPhone into the sea!!!
Here’s something you need to know about me – My phone is my life.
I had a nap and I dreamt about you… Doing all sorts of inappropriate stuff.
Then I dreamt about being caught in the boat with you and got dreched in huge body of water.
Then I dreamt about having dinner with you. Across the table, there was this Japanese looking dude who smiled at me broadly and introduced himself as Mao and asked me if I remembered him. I squinted at him and then was instantly startled: “Are you not the same guy who was in my dream yesterday?!?!”.
He beamed.
I freaked.
Confuzzled, confuzzled dream.
I dreamed about you yesterday, you know. I was elected as a town mayor (probably too much 4sq), and my friends were all celebrating with me at a cozy little restaurant on top of a small hill where I spotted you and pretended that I didn’t see you. But you saw me later, and walked up to me and sat beside me and said ‘Hi, how have you been?” and smiled at me. I smiled at you too and we had a little chat before saying our goodbyes. How amiable. How civilized. For that I wish it were true in real life.
So there was this time when I was in a rectangular shaped zoo, on which the main attractions are the lion and the aquariums. The fish tanks are located at the back of the zoo; whereas the lion den is smacked right in the centre of the zoo. Nobody can bypass the lion dens if they want to go to the aquarium.
So how I found myself shivering just right at the edge of the lion den I do not know. All I know was that there’s a 2-storey tall DOLL KITTEN – something like hello kitten with brown skin and whiskers and razor sharp teeth – in the lion den. Its almost always sleeping, and only when some stupid people who strolled across its lair will be slashed right half and ripped into pieces! A DOLL KITTEN WHO KILLS!!!! OMG!!!!!!
I was SOOOO scared and I need to get to the aquarium (do not ask me why). And I have no idea how. I saw 2 poor kids being killed right in front of my eyes and the kitten promptly went back to sleep in its den with fresh blood on its teeth.
Yesterday though, yesterday I dreamt of a dream filled with the most delicious sense of ambiguity and subtlety of feelings. I felt warm, fuzzy, head over heads in love; I felt jealous, left out, inconspicuous, and neglected.
We were having a blast in a sunny island with pristine white sand beaches and lovely blue sea. It was a long deserved trip, what with both of us being so busy…
It was night. I was sitting in JC’s CRV’s passenger side and was happily joking with him. We were stopping at the middle lane and were waiting for the lights to turn green so we could go home.
Now on the left hand side of the tar road about 30 seconds walking distance away, there was an old auntie walking with little steps and was making funny little noises through her noses regularly “E.. E… E…”. I saw the auntie from the corner of my eyes but wasn’t paying attention.
Then I folded my hands, lowered my eyes and bent down on my knees while laughing at something JC said.
Next thing I know, my car door is opened forcefully and the auntie actually grabbed my black shiny Charles & Keith bag! JC grabbed the other side of the bag.
Then JC screamed: “What are you doing Pagan! HELP!”
But I couldn’t do anything! I couldn’t sit up, I couldn’t raised my eyes, I couldn’t even make my fingers moved!! I could only feel the tug-a-war going on in front of my forehead (remember I was bending down) and was helpless to do anything. And all this while the funny E E E sounds kept coming out from that old auntie’s mouth…
When I finally managed to lift one of my fingers using my superpower supernatural willpower, I woke up.
It was 1.37am.
And I didn’t even get to see the old auntie’s face…
I’m the mistress of my current boyfriend – who is married to an unknown woman! What the hell is this?
