are those donkeys I saw in the cinema?

I’m quite concerned about the population of Malaysia, when nowadays I saw more donkeys than proper human beings in the cinema. How do you identify the donkeys? Well…

First they came in a gang (perhaps they like to gang bang or they think numbers scares people) – more than two usually.

Secondly they love to sit in a row. I guess it’s the herd factor.

Thirdly they tend to pick a foreign title movie which they do not understand or appreciate (take The Orphanage as an example) – one can assume they try to act like they know, maybe its a custom in donkey world? Or maybe they thought this will lend them some sophistication?

Fourthly they usually bray (loudly or softly, doesn’t matter) and laugh as only a donkey can when the movie reach the more explanatory bit – you can safely conclude that they are illiterate or they would shut up and the read malay, english or chinese subtitles. The cinema is small you crackhead, we can hear EVERY single little noise!

Lastly they are donkeys firmly because they are so full of themselves and are ASSES for making my cinema experience totally crappy. Half of the time was used to mentally restrain myself from giving them a tongue lashing. (yeah, I still wanna try keep my ladylike image in front of JC)

Well take heed now you donkeys. If you start braying next time you are in a cinema when the show has started beware of the popcorn shower coming your way!

BE CONSIDERATE. WE BOUGHT TICKETS TOO!!!!!!
**a community service line stolen from… either hitz or fly FM***

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