Are you malay?
Posted on 17 July 2007
…is what Loony’s cab driver asked her the first thing she got into the car, freshly back from Bangkok, Thailand. Now why did she have to speak to him in Malay at first place?
Anyway, after establishing the fact that loony’s in fact:
- a pure blood Chinese (not half-Malay, certainly NOT Indonesian!),
- working in KL (he actually thought loony’s working as an air stewardess or a model because loony “ada gaya”. Hohohohoho),
- originated from Malacca (apparently Malacca produces lots of pretty girls),
- has 3 siblings,
- not 23 years old but a little older than that (honestly, loony looks like 23yo? PUH-LEASE),
- single (but he said that loony’s so pretty, she didn’t have to worry about not being able to find a boyfriend. Hohohoho),
What, you think loony’s a fool? She gave him a little truths & more half-truths. No no no, half truths are NOT lies.) and passed loony his contact so she can call him anytime if she needs a cab to KLIA or LCCT, their conversation turned to why most Chinese woman nowadays, in their late twenties & early thirties, preferred to stay single.
According to the very chatty Cab Driver, they (his other customers of course) said that one, they haven’t found the Mr. Right; Two, they are really cynical about the whole marriage idea because they see all the failures in marriages around them.
Well, this is what loony thinks: Mr. Right? There are no Mr. Right in this world for any women. Why? ‘cos women (especially those highly educated and have a good job with high paying income) are somehow brainwashed to find a man that has to fit in their ‘perfect for me’ list. Now the thing is, even if this particular guy fit in their ‘perfect for me’ category, they might ended up in separate ways anyway. Why? ‘cos they forgot that all relationships have to be work on. It takes effort. It’s just like planting a flower seed. You think the flower’s going to grow up alright just by itself? Weeds, maybe. Not if you want to cultivate exotic orchids. So back to loony’s point, Mr. Right is only Mr. Right once you determined that you’re going to work on this particular relationship.
**disclaimer: loony is neither a women-hater nor a feminist. She’s just like to say what she thinks in a way she likes to write it.
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the delusion of the younger generation… /shakes her head..
I believe after all Chee family are charming people
Lo and Lo~~~
hahahhaha….
AGREED
i only have these to say:
1) my “beloved” brother has win this words-sparring contest don’t you miss me vince? hoho
2) my “beloved” brother (and her “beloved” sister) apparently has too much time on their hands now to be able to word spar
3) we are twisted siblings. aka, we like to mutilate each other’s ego.
welcome to the CHEE family
hahahahaah
1.well, everyone else said that you were handsome, charming & very good boy too. I honestly from the bottom of my heart BEGS to defer
Good, at least everyone ELSE thought otherwise. That makes ur thoughts insignificant in comparison
2.you? lengchai? with your under 60kgs weight? Hardly. But you are welcome to delude yourself as long as you like
refer to your OWN comments at point 1
3.puh-lease, you? the one who young kids call UNCLE are telling me I look old? you? the one who each & every new face thought you’re my OLDER brother says I look old?
I did not admit to looking young, so your accusations are ill-founded. Yourself on the other hand, said ppl thought of you as 23y.o, which is in direct contrary to you saying u look more mature than ur actual age.=.=||
4.all compliments, be it from cabbie driver or CEO are equals. Why shouldn’t I be happy? tsk tsk. Are you having job discrimination? Anyway, how many times do any girls, if at all, flirted with you anyway?
more than u can count, but i need not argue with u on that.Besides, job discrimination? no~ just merely amused at how easily satisfied you are with lame compliments… lol
5.hmmphh.. then.. let’s see… crooked phallus is appropriate enough? hahahaha
the meaning of INAPPROPRIATE USE OF WORDS has lost all meaning on you apparently…
dun laugh if the BOLD font doesn’t turn up. i’m still trying it out…
>.<“
1.(Yeah, but that doesn’t stop me from being pretty enough to be one)
that’s what YOU say. I beg to defer.
well, everyone else said that you were handsome, charming & very good boy too. I honestly from the bottom of my heart BEGS to defer
2.(You look like me leh. If I’m not pretty, you’re not handsome. Oh, I forgot, you actually like the ‘nerd’ look better )
NOTE i’d say only GIRLS. But Malacca hasn’t too many lengjai either, the me excluded of course.
you? lengchai? with your under 60kgs weight? Hardly. But you are welcome to delude yourself as long as you like
3. (I know, cos I’m too mature even at my current age)
In another words, u look OLD.
puh-lease, you? the one who young kids call UNCLE are telling me I look old? you? the one who each & every new face thought you’re my OLDER brother says I look old?
4.(Do I look like I need consolation? Nah… He’s just being flirty, something which you DON’T know about haha)
A pity.. cuz u’re actually HAPPY that a cabby guy lusted for u~~ SAD… real SAD.
all compliments, be it from cabbie driver or CEO are equals. Why shouldn’t I be happy? tsk tsk. Are you having job discrimination? Anyway, how many times do any girls, if at all, flirted with you anyway?
5.(tsk tsk. Sour puss)
Inappropriate use of words…
hmmphh.. then.. let’s see… crooked phallus is appropriate enough? hahahaha
1.(Yeah, but that doesn’t stop me from being pretty enough to be one)
that’s what YOU say. I beg to defer.
2.(You look like me leh. If I’m not pretty, you’re not handsome. Oh, I forgot, you actually like the ‘nerd’ look better )
NOTE i’d say only GIRLS. But Malacca hasn’t too many lengjai either, the me excluded of course.
3. (I know, cos I’m too mature even at my current age)
In another words, u look OLD.
4.(Do I look like I need consolation? Nah… He’s just being flirty, something which you DON’T know about haha)
A pity.. cuz u’re actually HAPPY that a cabby guy lusted for u~~ SAD… real SAD.
5.(tsk tsk. Sour puss)
Inappropriate use of words…
1. model = too short = not possible (Yeah, but that doesn’t stop me from being pretty enough to be one)
2. Malacca have pretty gals = NOT true You look like me leh. If I’m not pretty, you’re not handsome. Oh, I forgot, you actually like the ‘nerd’ look better
3. you so DO NOT look like 23 y.o. I know, cos I’m too mature even at my current age
4. the thing he said about you being single and ya da ya da ya da < --- he's merely consoling you... Do I look like I need consolation? Nah… He’s just being flirty, something which you DON’T know about haha
5. u’re damn right there’s no Mr.Right for you ladies out there… same thing with Ms. Right, cuz all the right ones are either lesbians or gays… tsk tsk. Sour puss
Just to clarify a few points…
1. model = too short = not possible
2. Malacca have pretty gals = NOT true
3. you so DO NOT look like 23 y.o.
4. the thing he said about you being single and ya da ya da ya da < --- he's merely consoling you...
5. u’re damn right there’s no Mr.Right for you ladies out there… same thing with Ms. Right, cuz all the right ones are either lesbians or gays…
=.=||